Balls, Boobs, and Steps — V1
Things that should be limited to two: balls. Nobody needs more than two balls in your sack. Tits. And basketball steps.
Comedy
My First Stand-Up Performance — Many Hats, One Microphone
My first stand-up performance: a prepared script, a mostly improvised set, the many-hats joke, and an audience that laughed. Watch the video, filmed by @mrShawnandFriends.
Am I Really That Unphotogenic?
My LBF (Lesbian Best Friend) says I’m the least photogenic handsome person she’s ever met. So I paid good money for this professional headshot, and now I’m putting it to a public vote. Is my…
Tonight: J Silva at 8th Day Brewing Company
J Silva performs in the Next Stop Comedy Student Showcase on October 14 at 7 PM in Chagrin Falls. Hosted by Samantha Archual. Tickets: $11, fees included.
I’ve Got the Confidence of ChatGPT and the Accuracy of a Drunk Uncle — Variations
Too smart for your own good: J Silva’s confidence and AI one-liners, with AI-generated suggestions clearly separated.
So Why Would You Be Dumb Like Me and Listen to Me?
I’m smart enough to sound convincing and dumb enough to be utterly wrong. So why are you listening to me?
Half of Y’all Don’t Know How to Behave — Expats
A 22-year-old Midwestern guy lands in the Philippines with a company assignment and discovers that the rules he knew back home suddenly feel very different. Half of y’all don’t know how to behave.
I Have More Zeros on My Unread Emails Than I Have on My Bank Account
Have you ever heard of inbox zero? I have. And some people got promotions because they’re so organized. I can’t.
Tiempo Muerto — Lost Time (Raw Story)
Comedy Course · Raw spoken source · Work in progress · Related deliverable #4175. Original wording preserved. This is what this lost time is, as my wife talked about, of lost time. The concept of…
Being Nice Is Not Foreplay — V3 (Working Draft)
Comedy Course source material · Third iteration · edited working block · Related deliverable #4175 · Developing I’m tired of having …but I am cansado. I am tired, tired of having a little short organs…