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I Have More Zeros on My Unread Emails Than I Have on My Bank Account

Comedy Course · Inbox Zero · Raw spoken iteration · Source entry #4485 · Original wording preserved.

Earlier original source

If I pull up my freaking Gmail account, I have more zeros on my unread emails than I have on my bank account, okay?

October 13 practice — verbatim

And isn’t that so freaking fantastic that you understand what I said? And that’s outstanding. So, go ahead and let’s say, I have more zeros on my unread emails than I have on my bank account. Boom, post that now. Great. I have more freaking zeros in my unread email count than on my bank account. Have you ever heard of inbox zero? I have. And some people got promotions because they’re so organized. I can’t. I have more zeros on my email count than I have on my bank account at any given day. And I do not know when people find the time. When people find the time to have inbox zero. Because think about all those. I don’t, I don’t get it. I do not get it. I don’t get it. I don’t get it. I already given up to all of that. Hey, I get you when I get you. That’s my thing. That’s really the source of my concern about this, why I am nervous for being here today and performing any night. It is if people are gonna say, How do you have the time to write some comedy material? But I sent you an email about that thing that we talked about a long time ago. Listen, man. I’m sorry. There’s too many push notifications, man. Too many push notifications.

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