Balls, Boobs, and Steps — V1
Things that should be limited to two: balls. Nobody needs more than two balls in your sack. Tits. And basketball steps.
work in progress
I’ve Got the Confidence of ChatGPT and the Accuracy of a Drunk Uncle — Variations
Too smart for your own good: J Silva’s confidence and AI one-liners, with AI-generated suggestions clearly separated.
So Why Would You Be Dumb Like Me and Listen to Me?
I’m smart enough to sound convincing and dumb enough to be utterly wrong. So why are you listening to me?
Half of Y’all Don’t Know How to Behave — Expats
A 22-year-old Midwestern guy lands in the Philippines with a company assignment and discovers that the rules he knew back home suddenly feel very different. Half of y’all don’t know how to behave.