I have four names. I’m gonna say it quickly. I probably won’t repeat it. I definitely will not ask you to repeat it: João Augusto Rosa Silva. My friends from childhood, some call me João, some call me Augusto, some call me Jota, some call me J-A. My friends from college, some call me Augusto, some call me Silva. In my consultant life, J. J Silva. Mexican friends, some of them call me Ye. That’s ridiculous.
And I wear many hats. I think I wear more hats than I have names. I have been known as the consultant guy, I have been known as the travel agent guy, I have been known as the— I am known now as the Airbnb guy. I am known as the Excel guy; I’ve been known as the Excel wizard. I’ve been known as the handyman guy. I’m a dad, I’m a husband, although I’m not really known by those things, aside from my wife and kids, sorta kinda, you know? But that’s not what I’m talking about, because today I’m none of those guys. Today I’m the comedy guy. What a joke.
