{"id":99,"date":"2026-10-24T14:15:57","date_gmt":"2026-10-24T14:15:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/?p=99"},"modified":"2026-10-24T14:15:57","modified_gmt":"2026-10-24T14:15:57","slug":"balls-boobs-and-steps-v1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/?p=99","title":{"rendered":"Balls, Boobs, and Steps \u2014 V1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Developing material \u00b7 Version 1 \u00b7 October 24, 2026<\/em><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Things that should be limited to two: balls. Nobody needs more than two balls in your sack. Tits. And basketball steps. The fuck is up with that? There is no reason for more than two steps.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Development notes<\/h2>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Alternate title considered by J Silva: \u201cBulbs, Boobs, and Steps.\u201d Joke wording above preserved from the spoken version, with \u201csteps\u201d corrected from the initial transcription.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Things that should be limited to two: balls. Nobody needs more than two balls in your sack. Tits. And basketball steps.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"","neve_meta_reading_time":"","_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[11,19],"class_list":["post-99","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comedy","tag-stand-up","tag-work-in-progress"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=99"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=99"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=99"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=99"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}