{"id":85,"date":"2026-10-14T21:19:20","date_gmt":"2026-10-14T21:19:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/?p=85"},"modified":"2026-10-14T21:19:20","modified_gmt":"2026-10-14T21:19:20","slug":"am-i-really-that-unphotogenic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/?p=85","title":{"rendered":"Am I Really That Unphotogenic?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-cover has-custom-content-position is-position-bottom-center\" style=\"min-height:580px;aspect-ratio:unset;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1707\" height=\"2560\" class=\"wp-block-cover__image-background wp-image-71\" alt=\"J Silva smiling in a suit with his arms crossed\" src=\"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/375-scaled.jpg\" data-object-fit=\"cover\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/375-scaled.jpg 1707w, https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/375-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/375-683x1024.jpg 683w, https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/375-768x1152.jpg 768w, https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/375-1024x1536.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/375-1365x2048.jpg 1365w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1707px) 100vw, 1707px\" \/><span aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-cover__background has-background-dim-25 has-background-dim\"><\/span><div class=\"wp-block-cover__inner-container is-layout-flow wp-block-cover-is-layout-flow\"><h1 class=\"wp-block-heading has-white-color has-text-color\">Am I Really That Unphotogenic?<\/h1><\/div><\/div><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My LBF (Lesbian Best Friend) says I&#8217;m the least photogenic handsome person she&#8217;s ever met.<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So I paid good money for this professional headshot, and now I&#8217;m putting it to a public vote.<\/p><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Is my LBF right?<\/h2><ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Yes, your LBF is right.<\/li><li>No, your LBF is wrong.<\/li><\/ul><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tell me your vote in the comments below.<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And if you vote, feel free to leave me a dollar. I need to justify how much I paid for this picture.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My LBF (Lesbian Best Friend) says I&#8217;m the least photogenic handsome person she&#8217;s ever met. So I paid good money for this professional headshot, and now I&#8217;m putting it to a public vote. Is my LBF right? Yes, your LBF is right. No, your LBF is wrong. Tell me your vote in the comments below.&hellip;&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":71,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"","neve_meta_reading_time":"","_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[8,11],"class_list":["post-85","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-comedy","tag-identity","tag-stand-up"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=85"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/71"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=85"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=85"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=85"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}