{"id":46,"date":"2026-10-13T18:02:58","date_gmt":"2026-10-13T18:02:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/?p=46"},"modified":"2026-10-13T18:02:58","modified_gmt":"2026-10-13T18:02:58","slug":"so-why-would-you-be-dumb-like-me-and-listen-to-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/?p=46","title":{"rendered":"So Why Would You Be Dumb Like Me and Listen to Me?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Comedy Course \u00b7 Original joke \u00b7 V1 \u00b7 Raw wording preserved \u00b7 Idiom: too smart for your own good.<\/em><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;m smart enough to give you such a long and detailed answer about whatever question you have for you to think I&#8217;m right. And I&#8217;m dumb enough to be utterly wrong about the same said answer. So why would you be dumb like me and listen to me?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Punchline:<\/strong> So why would you be dumb like me and listen to me?<\/p>\n<p><em>Related experimental versions will be linked separately.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m smart enough to sound convincing and dumb enough to be utterly wrong. So why are you listening to me?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"","neve_meta_reading_time":"","_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[20,18,11,19],"class_list":["post-46","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comedy","tag-idioms","tag-punchlines","tag-stand-up","tag-work-in-progress"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=46"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=46"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}