{"id":42,"date":"2026-10-13T16:08:47","date_gmt":"2026-10-13T16:08:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/?p=42"},"modified":"2026-10-13T16:08:47","modified_gmt":"2026-10-13T16:08:47","slug":"more-zeros-unread-emails-than-bank-account","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/?p=42","title":{"rendered":"I Have More Zeros on My Unread Emails Than I Have on My Bank Account"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Comedy Course \u00b7 Inbox Zero \u00b7 Raw spoken iteration \u00b7 Source entry #4485 \u00b7 Original wording preserved.<\/em><\/p>\n<h2>Earlier original source<\/h2>\n<blockquote><p>If I pull up my freaking Gmail account, I have more zeros on my unread emails than I have on my bank account, okay?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h2>October 13 practice \u2014 verbatim<\/h2>\n<div style=\"white-space:pre-wrap\">And isn&#8217;t that so freaking fantastic that you understand what I said? And that&#8217;s outstanding. So, go ahead and let&#8217;s say, I have more zeros on my unread emails than I have on my bank account. Boom, post that now. Great. I have more freaking zeros in my unread email count than on my bank account. Have you ever heard of inbox zero? I have. And some people got promotions because they&#8217;re so organized. I can&#8217;t. I have more zeros on my email count than I have on my bank account at any given day. And I do not know when people find the time. When people find the time to have inbox zero. Because think about all those. I don&#8217;t, I don&#8217;t get it. I do not get it. I don&#8217;t get it. I don&#8217;t get it. I already given up to all of that. Hey, I get you when I get you. That&#8217;s my thing. That&#8217;s really the source of my concern about this, why I am nervous for being here today and performing any night. It is if people are gonna say, How do you have the time to write some comedy material? But I sent you an email about that thing that we talked about a long time ago. Listen, man. I&#8217;m sorry. There&#8217;s too many push notifications, man. Too many push notifications.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever heard of inbox zero? I have. And some people got promotions because they&#8217;re so organized. I can&#8217;t.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"","neve_meta_reading_time":"","_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[9,13],"class_list":["post-42","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comedy","tag-business-humor","tag-marriage-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=42"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=42"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=42"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=42"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}