{"id":25,"date":"2026-10-13T15:22:27","date_gmt":"2026-10-13T15:22:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/?p=25"},"modified":"2026-10-13T15:22:58","modified_gmt":"2026-10-13T15:22:58","slug":"being-nice-not-foreplay-v3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/?p=25","title":{"rendered":"Being Nice Is Not Foreplay \u2014 V3 (Working Draft)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Comedy Course source material \u00b7 Third iteration \u00b7 edited working block \u00b7 Related deliverable #4175 \u00b7 Developing<\/em><\/p>\n

I\u2019m tired of having \u2026but I am cansado.<\/p>\n

I am tired, tired of having a little short organs can style this with anybody who speaks Spanish, but I am tired to know if my heart sent one of her spies, but I am tired of having a little short argument with my wife because she received me as being too nice even though too nice it\u2019s not a default state, but if she catches me being any more pleasant than my default state towards a woman, usually her friends because we are around usually we were barbecuing she gets jealous, crazy with Chelsey. We\u2019re gonna have to have an argument and justification on the reason and go behind me being too nice to her, but I\u2019m doing nothing but being a good host to her friends and let me tell you from experience and I think the tattoo sexual men here can\u2019t test this being nice cause it usually gets you. It really doesn\u2019t so I don\u2019t know who her girlfriends are, but I don\u2019t think that they might niceness is going to make them drop. Their parents and nice has never been in my Fore way of scoring a shit and aren\u2019t we married like it\u2019s just nice is not foreplay it\u2019s really not. It is not even with her so I don\u2019t know why jealous on the night that I don\u2019t know what you\u2019re jealous of, but I don\u2019t need no excuses come on is that what the hell? I am tired of having little short, but little short arguments with my wife because she may think I was too nice towards another woman either in front of her or Not, especially in front of her\u2026<\/p>\n

First of all, I am a heterosexual male. I want to make that clear.<\/p>\n

Second: Nice is not my default behavior<\/p>\n

Third: I love my wife so I try to be nice to people she likes and my wife loves entertaining her girlfriends<\/p>\n

All right. Barbecue, we are hosting, I customized the menu based on the tastes of her female guest.<\/p>\n

So, so, and she always gets me on the thing because I\u2019m trying to justify why I was nice, and I\u2019m trying to have a conversation essentially with this honey. You know, sometimes about a best friend.<\/p>\n

She brings a best friend home. I got tagged with doing the barbecue, right? We\u2019re in Mexico. Her tall-ass friend comes home. I do a nice spread, you know, the whole shebang.<\/p>\n

Okay, let me cut to short. It was the whole shebang, and she goes, So when my friend comes, you gotta do all that? Why you being so nice? Why you being so nice?<\/p>\n

And I\u2019m thinking in the back of my head, I\u2019m not telling her. That\u2019s what I\u2019m telling y\u2019all. I\u2019m thinking in the back of my head.<\/p>\n

So the outcome of being nice is that what? I will sleep with your best friend?<\/p>\n

So you think that your best friend is going to misinterpret my niceness for an approach to sleep with her? Or is an excuse that she\u2019s going to sleep with me because I was nice?<\/p>\n

I don\u2019t know. She needs an excuse of me being nice to sleep with me. I need no excuse to sleep with her.<\/p>\n

See, that joke doesn\u2019t work that way, like that. Because I don\u2019t need no convincing, and I mean, is it that easy? All I had to do is to open a door or laugh at a joke?<\/p>\n

Oof. Last time I went to the whorehouse, I had to do more than just laugh at somebody\u2019s joke. It\u2019s at least two drinks plus the entrance plus 500.<\/p>\n

How do I know that? I do not know that. I read that somewhere. This is ChatGPT talking, guys.<\/p><\/div>\n

Related versions:<\/strong> V1<\/a> \u00b7 V2<\/a> \u00b7 V3<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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