{"id":23,"date":"2026-10-13T15:22:21","date_gmt":"2026-10-13T15:22:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/?p=23"},"modified":"2026-10-13T15:22:42","modified_gmt":"2026-10-13T15:22:42","slug":"being-nice-not-foreplay-v1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/?p=23","title":{"rendered":"Being Nice Is Not Foreplay \u2014 V1 (Original)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Comedy Course source material \u00b7 Original verbatim \u00b7 Related deliverable #4175 \u00b7 Raw<\/em><\/p>\n<div style=\"white-space:pre-wrap\">Sometimes my wife gets mad at me because I am nice to ladies. Whatever lady, married, not married, doesn&#8217;t matter. Oh, when the hell did you open the door to her? Oh, why did you serve all this food? Because my girlfriend&#8217;s coming home. Because I was being nice. Yeah, but that means that she&#8217;s gonna&#8230; what? Have sex with me? You think that your best friend is going to use the excuse that I was nice to her, that I had a nice spread when she came to visit us. She&#8217;s gonna have sex with me because I was nice to her. I don&#8217;t know why women need an excuse to have sex. I don&#8217;t need no excuses. If she says let&#8217;s go, that&#8217;s all the excuse that I need. What?<\/div>\n<p><strong>Related versions:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/?p=23\">V1<\/a> \u00b7 <a href=\"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/?p=24\">V2<\/a> \u00b7 <a href=\"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/?p=25\">V3<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Comedy Course source material \u00b7 Original verbatim \u00b7 Related deliverable #4175 \u00b7 Raw Sometimes my wife gets mad at me because I am nice to ladies. Whatever lady, married, not married, doesn&#8217;t matter. Oh, when the hell did you open the door to her? Oh, why did you serve all this food? Because my girlfriend&#8217;s&hellip;&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"","neve_meta_reading_time":"","_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[13,11],"class_list":["post-23","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comedy","tag-marriage-humor","tag-stand-up"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28,"href":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23\/revisions\/28"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}