{"id":36,"date":"2026-10-13T15:31:41","date_gmt":"2026-10-13T15:31:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/?page_id=36"},"modified":"2026-10-14T14:53:12","modified_gmt":"2026-10-14T14:53:12","slug":"comedy-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/?page_id=36","title":{"rendered":"Comedy \u2014 J Silva"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-group alignfull has-text-color has-background\" style=\"color:#f8f3e9;background-color:#141414;padding-top:90px;padding-right:7%;padding-bottom:90px;padding-left:7%\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-flow wp-block-group-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#f1b45c;font-size:16px;letter-spacing:3px\">J SILVA \/ COMEDIAN APPRENTICE<\/p>\n\n\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading\" style=\"font-size:clamp(36px, 6vw, 76px);line-height:1.08\">I wear more hats than I have names, and I have many names.<\/h1>\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#f1b45c;font-size:clamp(20px, 2.5vw, 30px)\">These are not jokes; these are business plans.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">New to comedy. Not new to having stories. Welcome to the workshop: original bits, one-liners, unfinished ideas, and the occasional business plan disguised as a punchline.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-black-color has-white-background-color has-text-color has-background wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/?p=17\">Meet the many hats<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group\" style=\"padding-top:55px;padding-right:7%;padding-bottom:35px;padding-left:7%\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-flow wp-block-group-is-layout-flow\">\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">The comedian apprentice<\/h2>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Portrait placeholder:<\/em> A real photo from the stage or a candid shot. The real person, not a stock comedian.<\/p>\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Many hats, many names<\/h2>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Photo placeholder:<\/em> A personal image that captures the consultant, traveler, husband, dad, and now comedy apprentice.<\/p>\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Tonight: J Silva at 8th Day Brewing Company<\/h2>\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>October 14, 2026 \u00b7 7 PM \u00b7 $11, fees included<\/strong><br>J Silva joins the Next Stop Comedy Student Showcase, hosted by Samantha Archual.<br>11782 Washington Street, Chagrin Falls, OH 44023.<\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\"><div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-text-color has-background wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/?p=63\" style=\"color:#141414;background-color:#f1b45c\">Show Details &amp; Tickets<\/a><\/div><\/div>\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Fresh from the workshop<\/h2>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Works in progress and alternate versions. Read a joke, then see how it changes.<\/p>\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__list has-dates is-grid wp-block-latest-posts is-layout-flow wp-block-latest-posts-is-layout-flow\"><li><div class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__featured-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" src=\"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/DJI_20260731143410_0373_D-300x169.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" style=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/DJI_20260731143410_0373_D-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/DJI_20260731143410_0373_D-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/DJI_20260731143410_0373_D-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/DJI_20260731143410_0373_D-1536x864.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/DJI_20260731143410_0373_D-2048x1152.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/div><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/?p=189\">Myth Monday: Your First Cleveland Home Doesn&#8217;t Have to Be Forever<\/a><time datetime=\"2026-11-02T14:00:00+00:00\" class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-date\">November 2, 2026<\/time><\/li>\n<li><div class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__featured-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"159\" src=\"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/Screenshot-2026-11-02-at-7.43.17-AM-300x159.png\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" style=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/Screenshot-2026-11-02-at-7.43.17-AM-300x159.png 300w, https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/Screenshot-2026-11-02-at-7.43.17-AM-1024x541.png 1024w, https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/Screenshot-2026-11-02-at-7.43.17-AM-768x406.png 768w, https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/Screenshot-2026-11-02-at-7.43.17-AM-1536x812.png 1536w, https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/Screenshot-2026-11-02-at-7.43.17-AM.png 1828w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/div><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/?p=170\">November 2026 Promotion Calendar \u2014 Daily Posts &#038; Graphics<\/a><time datetime=\"2026-11-02T12:44:27+00:00\" class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-date\">November 2, 2026<\/time><\/li>\n<li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/?p=181\">Stop Telling People They Can&#8217;t Afford a House. Start Showing Them How to Make One Work.<\/a><time datetime=\"2026-11-02T11:19:23+00:00\" class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-date\">November 2, 2026<\/time><\/li>\n<li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/?p=179\">Same Street. Same Property Type. $30,000 Difference. What Made This Cleveland Duplex Sell for More?<\/a><time datetime=\"2026-11-02T10:42:46+00:00\" class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-date\">November 2, 2026<\/time><\/li>\n<li><div class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__featured-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"154\" src=\"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/Screenshot-2026-11-02-at-5.43.38-AM-300x154.png\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" style=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/Screenshot-2026-11-02-at-5.43.38-AM-300x154.png 300w, https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/Screenshot-2026-11-02-at-5.43.38-AM-768x394.png 768w, https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/Screenshot-2026-11-02-at-5.43.38-AM.png 819w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/div><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/?p=167\">Cleveland Duplex Case Study: From $69,650 to $160,000<\/a><time datetime=\"2026-11-01T19:49:09+00:00\" class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-date\">November 1, 2026<\/time><\/li>\n<li><div class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__featured-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"177\" src=\"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/Screenshot-2026-11-01-at-2.03.59-PM-300x177.png\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" style=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/Screenshot-2026-11-01-at-2.03.59-PM-300x177.png 300w, https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/Screenshot-2026-11-01-at-2.03.59-PM-1024x605.png 1024w, https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/Screenshot-2026-11-01-at-2.03.59-PM-768x454.png 768w, https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/Screenshot-2026-11-01-at-2.03.59-PM-1536x907.png 1536w, https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/Screenshot-2026-11-01-at-2.03.59-PM.png 1988w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/div><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/?p=147\">A Cleveland Double Isn&#8217;t Just an Investment. It Can Be a Family Plan.<\/a><time datetime=\"2026-11-01T19:05:21+00:00\" class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-date\">November 1, 2026<\/time><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">One-liners<\/h2>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Short jokes and quick jabs are coming here as they develop. No invented quotes, no filler.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jsilva.biz\/?cat=2\">Browse the full comedy archive \u2192<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>J SILVA \/ COMEDIAN APPRENTICE I wear more hats than I have names, and I have many names. These are not jokes; these are business plans. New to comedy. Not new to having stories. Welcome to the workshop: original bits, one-liners, unfinished ideas, and the occasional business plan disguised as a punchline. 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